10. Angelina Jolie Lips
Angelina Jolie has ranked #1 on many lists of famous, sexy and beautiful lips, but there are some female celebrities who may have her beat. Sure, Angelina Jolie’s lips are full, luscious, and a bit scandalous, but they are a tad overkill, don’t you think?
9. Megan Fox Lips
It only seemed fitting that we put Angelina Jolie’s sexy would-be younger interloper at number 9. Megan Fox’s lips, along with most of the rest of her (and who really cares about thumbs?), have garnered a lot of attention. So much, in fact, that there was talk about Fox replacing Jolie in a newer version of Tomb Raider. What ever happened to that idea? We need our Lara Croft fix.
8. Rihanna Lips
This sexy Barbadian beauty won a Grammy 10 days before her 20th birthday, and has sold more than 20 million albums. She endured an abusive relationship that was woefully publicized and sensationalized, and has handled herself as a professional through it all. She’s also, as it turns out, incredibly pretty, with some gorgeous lips.
7. Amanda Seyfried Lips
Whether she’s romping on a sunny beach singing and dancing, playing an angst-ridden Mormon teenager, fighting her demon-possessed best friend, or donning a red hood, Amanda Seyfried has something about her. A former child model, she made her film debut in Mean Girls in 2004 and has acted a steady streak ever since. She also has lips that say they’re innocent, but look like they’re made for sin.
6. Jennifer Lopez Lips
The thing about Jennifer Lopez’s lips – they’re on an equally perfect face. AND that perfect face sits atop one of the most celebrated figures in celebrity-dom today. Lopez first got the country’s attention as a “Fly Girl” on In Living Color, and since then she has built an impressive career as a singer, dancer, actor, and TV host on American Idol. Her personal life is front page news, and her looks, at 42 years old, are top-notch.
5. Monica Bellucci Lips
This Italian beauty started out as a model, and then moved into acting. You may recognize her as one of Dracula’s brides in 1992′s Bram Stoker’s Dracula, or you may have caught her riveting performance in the disturbing thriller Irreversible. She also appeared in 2010′s over-the-top film The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, starring alongside Nicholas Cage. Monica Bellucci, at 46 years old, is probably the most beautiful woman on this list, and her beautiful lips are stunning.
4. Natalie Portman Lips
Who would have thought, in 1994, that the young ingenue in Leon: The Professional, would turn out to be one of the sexiest, smartest, most talented actresses in Hollywood? Also known for her political and social activism, Portman is a Harvard graduate, and took graduate classes at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. Smart, politically savvy, outspoken, and beautiful, Portman is much more than the sum of two sexy lips.
3. Rosario Dawson Lips
Rosario Dawson broke into acting in the 1995 film Kids, one that garnered much controversy. Since then, she has appeared in some great movies, and some not-so-great ones, but one thing is for sure. She is a natural beauty who not only has sexy lips, but beautiful eyes and gorgeous skin.
2. Scarlett Johansson Lips
Some say she’s overrated, some say she’s a goddess. She’s Woody Allen’s muse, a friend of Tom Waits, and is considered by many to be the sexiest woman in the world. Many people have waxed poetic about her eyes, her sexy lips, and (*ahem) other physical attributes, and she is internationally regarded as a sex symbol first, an actress second.
1. Christina Hendricks Lips
Best known as Joan on the critically acclaimed AMC series Mad Men, Christina Hendricks has been acting since 1999. Unapologetically voluptuous, Hendricks has been praised by many for refusing to conform to the celebrity norm of rail-thin and starved-looking. She is not only a role model for women who are less than stick-thin, she’s overwhelmingly sexy. That goes for her beautiful lips, too.
Top 10 Celebrities with No Talent
The dictionary definition of “celebrity” is a person who is easily recognized in society. Usually someone is a celebrity because of something she or he has done. They may receive attention for talent, lack of talent, for doing something heinous, for marrying someone rich, or even for dying young. Some celebrities, however, leave us scratching our heads and wondering, just why is this person popular? Here are ten so-called “celebrities” whose so-called “talent” is questionable, to say the least.
1. David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff got his start in the 1970s on the popular daytime drama, “The Young and the Restless,” playing Dr. Snapper Foster. Even though his acting chops didn’t set the world on fire at the time, Hasselhoff went on to play Michael Knight on the 1980s program “Knight Rider,” and Mitch Buchannon in “Baywatch.” In addition to “wowing” the viewing public, Hasselhoff also became a singing sensation… mostly in Europe, which is strange as I always thought Europeans had more taste than that. Two of his songs went to number one in Germany. Hasselhoff’s lack of talent was recently solidified as he was the subject of a Comedy Central Roast… that’s when you know you’ve really hit rock bottom, when celebrities who are worse no-names than you are making jokes to an international television audience about your lack of talent!
2. Paris Hilton
She’s famous for being rich….. what bigger waste of space could there possibly be than Paris Hilton? When you look up the word “overrated” in the dictionary, Hilton’s photo practically leaps off the page as a prime example. Give the girl some credit, she has attempted to have a few “real” careers, like modeling (at which she wasn’t half bad), singing (to the dismay of dogs everywhere who started howling as soon as the first notes of “Stars are Blind” were played – what an appropriate title for a Paris Hilton song, by the way), and acting (at which she was truly horrible).
3. Taylor Hicks
“And the new American Idol is…. Taylor Hicks!” These eight words put fear in the hearts of music lovers everywhere in 2006, when Hicks won the fifth season of the reality television show. Granted, the talent wasn’t very competitive that year, with Kat McPhee as a runner-up, but many feel that Chris Daughtry, who came in fourth place that year, should have been the clear winner. Hicks certainly hasn’t wowed the public since 2006, only releasing two albums – thankfully!
4. Rosie O’Donnell
I’ll have to admit, there was a time, long ago, when Rosie O’Donnell was actually relevant… and funny. She was a stand-up comedian in the late 1970s-early 1980s, and appeared on the reality show “Star Search,” which was sort of the 1980s answer to “America’s Got Talent.” Since then, however, O’Donnell’s career, and talent, has gone downhill. She hosted a popular daytime television program in the 1990s. Then she began to slowly, gradually morph from the “Queen of Nice” into the “Queen of Mean.” Now, O’Donnell is seen as a militant, anti-gun lesbian who rarely has a smile on her face.
5. Rush Limbaugh
Conservative radio host, prescription drug addict, author… this no-talent windbag has done it all. Rush Limbaugh has embarrassed himself (apparently not enough) and his listeners through some of his thoughtless antics, such as the time he made fun of Michael J. Fox for his twitchy Parkinson’s movements, saying he was exaggerating his disease (which was not true); the parody of “Puff the Magic Dragon” he came up with entitled “Barack the Magic Negro;” and his calling soldiers who criticize the war “phony soldiers.” Someone needs to stop this waste of space from ever opening his mouth publicly again.
6. Justin Bieber
He sings a song called “Baby,” and looks like a baby… how appropriate. This untalented Canadian teenager took the pre-teen world by storm in 2008 when he was accidentally discovered online. Too bad the person who discovered Justin Bieber didn’t just leave him there to flounder on the Internet. Instead, now we’re treated to that song day and night, because if you hear it during the day, against your better judgment you find yourself humming it in your head in the middle of the night when you can’t sleep. His voice is more effective than No-Doz at keeping you awake in the middle of the night! Guess that might be his talent, after all.
7. Tom Cruise
Like any red-blooded heterosexual female, I must admit that there was a time in the 1980s and early 1990s when I thought Tom Cruise was a sexy young actor. He didn’t have the greatest acting talent, as he’s been nominated for acting awards but has never won. My problem with Cruise started when he publicly criticized Brooke Shields for using an antidepressant following the birth of her first child, and claimed that there was no such thing as a “chemical imbalance.” Then, of course, he did that whole weird thing on the “Oprah Winfrey Show” when he jumped up and down on her couch gushing about his love for Katie Holmes. This guy has gone from being a hot commodity to a cold, opinionated, strange, unappealing bore.
8. Sarah Silverman
Is there a female comedienne today who is less funny than Sarah Silverman? I’ve never seen the appeal of this waste of time and space. Not only is she unfunny, she’s also been accused of bigotry against Asians and blacks, and, in a documentary, accused radio/TV host Joe Franklin of raping her. Even though it was said in “jest,” apparently Franklin didn’t take it that way, as he considered suing her for her remarks. He finally said, “the best thing I could do is get Sarah better writers so she’d have funnier material.” I couldn’t agree more, Joe.
9. Victoria Beckham
Once she was a Spice Girl, now she’s the wife of a hunky soccer star. Why, pray tell, is she still famous? Even when the Spice Girls were big, they weren’t all that talented. Victoria Beckham herself admits to having no talent, telling Elle magazine, “It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. I was never a ‘natural.’ You know, I’ve never been that good at anything, to be completely honest.” Finally, an untalented celebrity who recognizes the fact that she’s a waste of space!
10. Jesse James
Reality television stars are people who should never have been celebrities in the first place, but for some unknown reason, they were given their own television programs and many of them became huge stars. James didn’t really fall into that category, although I suppose his shows “Monster Garage” and “Motorcycle Mania” appealed to a certain segment of the viewing public. No, James achieved the most fame for something far worse: cheating on his wife, actress Sandra Bullock. He’s the worst type of celebrity, the type who becomes famous from hurting others. Let’s hope James fades back into the woodwork now that he and Bullock are kaput, but don’t count on it – another so-called reality television “star,” Kat Von D, is claiming to be dating him. What a way for two talentless media whores to stay in the limelight.
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